Just another place to keep and share my writing.

littleleofitz asked: whispers "sex toys" :3

badscienceshenanigans:

traviosita9124:

badscienceshenanigans:

traviosita9124:

leo-simmons:

badscienceshenanigans:

*opens window* 

yells SEX TOYS

*quickly ducks back inside house and closes window*

Katie’s Jemma has been pestering dom!Fitz about his toys. Once we wrap up a thread or two, that’ll likely be happening. Just an FYI. *wink*

*grins like an idiot*

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This just made me cackle in front of my apartment search lady.

Good jo

*steepled fingers of approval*

No Mr. Burns gif?

*sadface*

mickeypancakes:

Rappers Ranked by Vocabulary, updated and illustrated.

mickeypancakes:

Rappers Ranked by Vocabulary, updated and illustrated.

littleleofitz asked: whispers "sex toys" :3

badscienceshenanigans:

traviosita9124:

leo-simmons:

badscienceshenanigans:

*opens window* 

yells SEX TOYS

*quickly ducks back inside house and closes window*

Katie’s Jemma has been pestering dom!Fitz about his toys. Once we wrap up a thread or two, that’ll likely be happening. Just an FYI. *wink*

*grins like an idiot*

image



This just made me cackle in front of my apartment search lady.

Good jo

littleleofitz asked: whispers "sex toys" :3

leo-simmons:

badscienceshenanigans:

*opens window* 

yells SEX TOYS

*quickly ducks back inside house and closes window*

Katie’s Jemma has been pestering dom!Fitz about his toys. Once we wrap up a thread or two, that’ll likely be happening. Just an FYI. *wink*

*grins like an idiot*

Anonymous asked: What kind of liars are all the signs?

astro-chaos:

aries: impulsive liar

taurus: lies for personal, long-term gains

gemini: scatterbrained liar, manipulative liar

cancer: emotional gain liar 

leo: outer image liar, lies to exaggerate and play up their image

virgo: lies to push people out, lies to self as harsh criticism

libra: flirty liar, lies to please people

scorpio: lies to conceal parts of the truth, secretive liar

sagittarius: lies to avoid responsibility

capricorn: material gains liar

aquarius: lies to play up image, opportunist liar

pisces: manipulative liar, lies to induce pity and keep people close


Iain de Caestecker during the Agents of SHIELD cast signing at San Diego Comic-Con (credit)

Iain de Caestecker during the Agents of SHIELD cast signing at San Diego Comic-Con (credit)

(Source: danverskate, via leopoldfitz)

leo-simmons:

I was tagged by fzztsimmons and asked to show my phone screens.

The lock screen is my (multi) daily reminder for my wifeys… 82 days left! The others are the mundane crap that keep me organized.

Tagging traviosita9124, bravejem, littleleofitz, badscienceshenanigans, and theengineer-fitz.

Mine are already up, darling. *kisses*

Summer (A Teacher’s Perspective)

aka Who Wants to Take Bets on If I Can Make Myself Presentable to the Human Race Before 10 AM?

Lock screen and home screen, as tagged for (???) by fzztsimmons.

(I suddenly feel guilty it’s nothing to do with S.H.I.E.L.D or FitzSimmons…)